Friday, August 17, 2007

They Can Have My Plaid Boxers When They Pry Them From My Cold Dead Buttocks!

Saudi Cleric Muhammad Al-Munajid: Western 'Beasts' Use Colored Underwear to Conceal Their Filth," from MEMRITV


"...this is the Islam that Allah wants to spread throughout the world, and to rule the land it its entirety. Allah wants this. He sent down the Koran and the hadith for that purpose."

Look- he said it! Aren't you paying attention? They want world domination! But wait, there's more!

"Humanity can enjoy no goodness, unless the sun of monotheism, the Koran, and the Sunna shines upon it."

I'll show you where the sun doesn't shine, Mr. Arsehat.

"There are rules of shari'a in everything. We have counted almost 70 rules about how to urinate and defecate."

70 rules? It's not that difficult! We don't need our holy book to tell us how to go potty... but we can put yours to use IN the potty!

Ours is much more enlightening and tells us to live at peace with all as much as we are able (and we certainly are not able to live at peace with you, though the Lord knows we have tried). You should read it sometime. It's what mohamed stole things from anyway. Stealing is BAD you know... so chop off your hands for constantly stealing from the Jews and Christians all the way back to your origins.

"In contrast, how do those beasts in the West answer the call of nature? They stand in front of other people, in toilets at airports and other public places. "

Stand in front of people at airports? Beats standing behind goats... (yeah, I know that was very very uncharacteristically rude of me... it sure beats beating and killing people)

"They do not care about covering their private parts. Even their underwear is colored and not white, so it can conceal all that filth."

You can have my plaid boxers when you pry them from my cold dead buttocks!

I am oh so sure your white underwear would get you into heaven... if it weren't for the blood of children and innocents on your hands!

Furthermore, you cover your women in BLACK from head to toe- does that mean they are filth?

"We are a nation that has long known the meaning of cleanliness, what to do when nature calls, and what the rules of hygiene are. The others, to this day, live like beasts..."

Funny, ALL major advances in sanitation and technology in general since the dark ages have been made by everyone BUT you filthy fundamuslimists

"To this day, many of them are not circumcised, even though the World Health Organization has advised to circumcise people as a treatment for AIDS, because it has been scientifically proven that circumcised people are less susceptible to AIDS, and are less likely to spread it than uncircumcised people."

Circumcision doesn't TREAT AIDS, and it was a tradition started by the JEWS you hate LONG before mohamed (piss be upon him) crapped out the hate-filled-filth that is the koran.

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Thanks Jihad Watch!
...and remember: Semper Ubi Sub Ubi!

11 comments:

WomanHonorThyself said...

good Lord my friend!..this is too funny to be taken seriously...but it has to be!...sheesh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Russet Shadows said...

I am becoming ever-more convinced that Islam is just a fancy name for all manners of ignorance. People claim to be Islamic because claiming to be stupid just didn't sound as cool.

falcon_01 said...

Yep, to be part of the "in crowd" you have to be either a "radical" muslim (Radical is cool you know)
OR
you have to be an "illegal" immigrant (aka undocumented worker). Being "undocumented" sounds mysterious and cool too...

pela68 said...

Lol

Exellent!

Did you know that there are signs in workplace restrooms here in Sweden, showing a stylized man squatting(standing ON) the toilet with a red bar over the sign?

Why?

Well muslims do that, because it's what the quran tells them to do! Hence- the toilet seats breaks, costing a lot of money...

Funny thing is- that nowhere in the quran- you can find a passage that tells you to wash your hands after defecating... You are just not supposed to touch somebody with your left hand- which is used for cleaning oneself up- With stones! No wonder muslims are so grumpy...

70 rules about how to take a dump? I can't stop laughing. One of those rules apparently is about which foot to enter and exit the crappers! But that does'nt make your hands any cleaner eh?

Sorry- My bad! There is apparently a mentioning about how to clean ones hands. You use dirt!

falcon_01 said...

Thanks for the extra info! That's amazing! So they are cleaner because they clean their hands...with dirt...yeah...

and ROFLMAO...rocks... I've bought some budget TP before...but rocks? Butt rocks? (bad, I know)...

I've heard that in the wilderness you can use leaves and owls...but rocks? All the more evidence that mo was snorting rocks

falcon_01 said...

and they call us apes and pigs...

Standing on the toilet seat. I don't know which is more sad, that they do it, or someone had to pay for a sign for it...

Who lets these idiots into our countries???

Brooke said...

So if their whities have skid marks, does that count as "colored" underwear?

Oh, Margaret!

pela68 said...

and ROFLMAO...rocks... I've bought some budget TP before...but rocks? Butt rocks? (bad, I know)...

Hah!

That just reminded me of a trip to Germany in the mid- eightes. Soon after hitting Putgarten, we made a lunchbrake at a grillbar.

After finishing the meal I felt the urgent- VERY urgent need to go to the privy.

I looked in to the first stall; no paper- not even a paper holder! It was the same story in the adjacenting stalls.

Now I'm beginning to feel somewhat desperate. Looking around for a solution I discover what looks like a condom automate at the wall only sporting a "papfer" (or something like that) sign.

What the.... I thoght! On closer inspection I discovered that it actually WAS a TP automat.

Standing there, now with my legs crossed, I looked through my pockets for som coins to feed the machine. There were different slots for different kinds of TP; ranging from "Normale" to "De LUX" and "EXTRA De LUX"".

Thinking that "Normale" would be suifficent, I fed the machine with the only coin I had, gripped what I got and ran to the stalls.

Only after a Hmmm.. Let's say intense period; I looked at what I had actually got in my hand. It was a packet the zize o f a condom packet or a Jucie fruit packet or such. I opened it up and found one A4 zised sheet of WAXED paper. You know the kind of paper you use for sandwiches!

GGGnnnnaraaaarrrgh!

No wonder the Germans started two world wars...

(c:

falcon_01 said...

You have got to be ****ing me (another bad pun). Wow. Paying for TP, and to top it of getting that??? OMG! A rock actually WOULD be better! LOL

pela68 said...

Heh1
I will not even start to tell you about what I actually HAD to do to clean myself up!

Here is another TP story...

http://gummihund.blogspot.com/search?q=why+toiletpaper

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