I Want to Be Like Obama

I want to
Be like Obama

With my middle name Hussein
But go to church

I know people will elect me
Even if they don't respect me
Cause I swing back and forth
And flip flop like a birch


Please make me like Obama, B
And I will politically confound!

I want to
Be like Obama

I'll pander and then cave-in
And my platform will be craven
While myself I'm reparatin'
With a Whitehouse of my own!

So if you want some cream and coffee
Don't you dare go vote for Romney
Or that mayor Giulianni
Vote for me
Vote for me
I'm your man!

You see on all the issues
I'll break through them like wet tissues
as I flip-flop in my speeches in your town

If you want yourself a leftist
Vote for me I'm not from Texas
And at times you may not understand
-Why I hate nukes
(I think they are for kooks),
And dismiss them out of hand!

I won't hesitate
To equivocate
(and invade our friends in Pakistan)!
Vote for me
Vote for me
I'm your man!

Please make me like Obama, B
And I will politically confound!


Please make me like Obama, B
And I will politically confound!