Showing posts with label underwear. Show all posts
Showing posts with label underwear. Show all posts

Friday, August 17, 2007

They Can Have My Plaid Boxers When They Pry Them From My Cold Dead Buttocks!

Saudi Cleric Muhammad Al-Munajid: Western 'Beasts' Use Colored Underwear to Conceal Their Filth," from MEMRITV


"...this is the Islam that Allah wants to spread throughout the world, and to rule the land it its entirety. Allah wants this. He sent down the Koran and the hadith for that purpose."

Look- he said it! Aren't you paying attention? They want world domination! But wait, there's more!

"Humanity can enjoy no goodness, unless the sun of monotheism, the Koran, and the Sunna shines upon it."

I'll show you where the sun doesn't shine, Mr. Arsehat.

"There are rules of shari'a in everything. We have counted almost 70 rules about how to urinate and defecate."

70 rules? It's not that difficult! We don't need our holy book to tell us how to go potty... but we can put yours to use IN the potty!

Ours is much more enlightening and tells us to live at peace with all as much as we are able (and we certainly are not able to live at peace with you, though the Lord knows we have tried). You should read it sometime. It's what mohamed stole things from anyway. Stealing is BAD you know... so chop off your hands for constantly stealing from the Jews and Christians all the way back to your origins.

"In contrast, how do those beasts in the West answer the call of nature? They stand in front of other people, in toilets at airports and other public places. "

Stand in front of people at airports? Beats standing behind goats... (yeah, I know that was very very uncharacteristically rude of me... it sure beats beating and killing people)

"They do not care about covering their private parts. Even their underwear is colored and not white, so it can conceal all that filth."

You can have my plaid boxers when you pry them from my cold dead buttocks!

I am oh so sure your white underwear would get you into heaven... if it weren't for the blood of children and innocents on your hands!

Furthermore, you cover your women in BLACK from head to toe- does that mean they are filth?

"We are a nation that has long known the meaning of cleanliness, what to do when nature calls, and what the rules of hygiene are. The others, to this day, live like beasts..."

Funny, ALL major advances in sanitation and technology in general since the dark ages have been made by everyone BUT you filthy fundamuslimists

"To this day, many of them are not circumcised, even though the World Health Organization has advised to circumcise people as a treatment for AIDS, because it has been scientifically proven that circumcised people are less susceptible to AIDS, and are less likely to spread it than uncircumcised people."

Circumcision doesn't TREAT AIDS, and it was a tradition started by the JEWS you hate LONG before mohamed (piss be upon him) crapped out the hate-filled-filth that is the koran.

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Thanks Jihad Watch!
...and remember: Semper Ubi Sub Ubi!