Wednesday, October 24, 2007

MANBEARPIG Started California Fires!

Photographic PROOF! (h/t Drudgereport for the pic)

The Gay Wizard Dumblegore (who invented fire) was seen nearby playing with matches with his pal from al-jazeera, Smokey the Jihad Bear!

Sen Reid auctioned the ashes and says it was all his idea!

EDIT: This just in Manbearpig is allied with al-qaeda, showing this goes MUCH deeper than previously considered.

Ron-Paul supporters are saying it was an inside job (a high-level conspiracy) in that the Californians worked with Manbearpig AND al-qaeda to light the fires themselves for attention and insurance purposes.


Thus Spake Ortner said...

But what can we do to stop manbearpig? I heard he has hired mechastreisand as his personal security detachment....

Thunder Pig said...

There is nothing you can do! Flee...flee for your life.